Obvious Rule #358: Do not mention bathing in professional communications.

#227: Do not to use five ellipses in a span of 28 words.
#4: TAKE IT OFF CAPS LOCK.

From: Ted

To: Holly

Sent: Wednesday, February 25, 2009 1:15 PM

Subject: HELLO HOLLY

WOW.. I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU GOT BACK TO ME SO FAST... THANKS... NOW I PUT OFF MY SWIM IN THE MOUNTAIN STREAM... I WILL CUT IT BACK...TED


From: Holly
To: Ted
Date: Wednesday, February 25, 2009, 2:06 PM

Our word limit for letters to the editor is 500 words. If you could trim this letter down to that limit, we'd be happy to consider it.

Best,

Holly

From: Ted
To: Holly

Sent: Wednesday, February 25, 2009 1:11 PM

HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH YOU TODAY. I SENT THIS AS LETTER TO EDITOR. PATRICK'S GREAT REPORTING GOT ME ALL CHARGED UP... TED